Wednesday 28 February 2018

Mysterious Elephant Appears In First Bank Nig, Swallows N125 Million


This is what we woke up to this morning, February 28, 2018. Spreading like wild fire on Facebook.
We hoped this is some sort of joke, but deemed it necessary for the Story Teller Blog readers who haven't seen the photos making rounds to take a close look, judge for themselves if it's real or photo shopped.


First, Rat chases our President, Muhammadu Buhari out of Aso rock, then a snake swallows N 36 Million in cash, a monkey then decides to cart away with N 72 Million. Now an Elephant is stealing N 125 Million?





The post trending online reads thus'


''A live walking and physically okay ELEPHANT was seen today, few minutes ago at a First Bank Nigeria Branch at Seme Boarder – Lagos State, Nigeria at exactly 01:47pm in the bank premises after the the bank received a dispatch of money from the Bank Headquarters.
The ELEPHANT was said to appear just moments immediately the MONEY VAN left the bank premises. The route at which this ELEPHANT came into the bank is yet to be known.

There was fear and in-orderliness in the BANK as security operatives opened fire at the mysterious animal damaging the BANK premises after parting away with some huge amounts of money disclosed by the BANK Manager Mr. Ogunwusi Olaiya to be amounted to the sum of 125Million Naira!.
Not Only did this mysterious Elephant made away with such amounts of money but also destroyed the BANK premises and building beyond measures and also injured one of the staff who tried to stop its actions beyond circumstances''.






Dear Management of First Bank, this had better been an expensive joke. If there is anything true about this, then, our beloved country is in trouble. Only a few days ago a twitter users sent out a tweet ''we hope the elephant in the First Bank logo will not swallow our trillions'' the bank management was quick to give an epic response.

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